Pheromone Suicide Bomber

Someone who doesn't shower for like 3 eons and then walks out into society acting like a normal person which creates a bioweapon worse than mustard gas

"You heard that Tom hasn't showered in 4 months?"

"That guy gotta be a Pheromone Suicide Bomber"

by literallydenjihayakawa November 15, 2025

Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.

Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.

by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025

Murder Murder Suicide

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.

After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.

by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012

LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment

A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.

Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!

by Internet Human January 27, 2017

Try to not suicide challenge

It`s a really difficult challenge which may cause cancer

- Have you ever tried the "Try to not suicide challenge"?
- Yes, I tried but lost.
- RIP in peace

by godlikegod November 14, 2018

Hot Cheeto Suicide

Someone who eats a lot of hot Cheetos hoping to die

That person hates their life so much that they consume outrageous amounts of hot Cheetos trying to Commit hot Cheeto Suicide

by Wikiguy April 3, 2019

High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019