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Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.
Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.
by NotHarold May 9, 2015
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Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you
“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me
by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022
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Dirty spoon

When spooning and little spoon has big spoons cock in their rectum.
I fell asleep dirty spooning last night. We were spooning with my cock in her butt.
by Cbonesteak March 23, 2024
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spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.
I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.
by Shumph January 19, 2018
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1 Guy 2 Spoons

A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.
Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?
by Arti_i June 25, 2024
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Mould spoon

To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy
Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.
by Grannyshitter March 19, 2022
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Kinky spoon

The act of spooning with the addition of leather and the occasional handcuffs.
"She's a freak man. We ended up kinky spooning all night"
by EdwardPenisHands2k16 August 13, 2016
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