turtle slap

Turtle Slap is when someone slaps your turtle, so you have to retaliate with a slap that only a turtle would wish for.

If you slap my turtle again, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP you!
If you touch my turtle's shell again with your palm, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP your ugly face.

by Joshilini June 29, 2007

Cock Slap

The act of throwing your penis at one's face after the act of a Blow Job

Dude I just cummed in her mouth, took the fucker out and Cock Slapped that bitch.

by Zac James June 1, 2004

jap-slap

A strong slap given out of annoyance or meanness which leaves the recipient slightly dazed and confused.

From the Malay phrase "penampar Jepun" to describe harsh treatment by Japanese soldiers during the Malaysian occupation of WWII.

HAHA! My dad just pimp-slapped, bitch-slapped and jap-slapped my little brother.

by Big Jux April 16, 2006

happy slap

where any random person get slapped by nxt people on da street,bus or anywhere else. dis behaviour has led to people being attacked burnt, set on fire, beaten up and even killed!so dont do it. dis is usually caught on video with a camera phone so if someone is coming towards u with a camera phone pointing it at u LEG IT!!

someone is sleeping on the bus and a person comes up to them with a camera phone and slaps them right across the face and legs it.

by shershah June 26, 2005

Dolo Slap

Slapping a girl with your penis

Last night i was going down on Jim and he fully dolo slapped me right across the cheek.

by Dolo808 May 4, 2009

gangster slap

To take ones penis and slap the person across the head/face with it.

Eg 1: If you're not careful, I'm going to gangster slap you!

Eg 2: She deserves a good gangster slap

Eg 3: I couldn't help it, I tripped, it accidently slipped out and hit her in the head. I accidently gangster slappap her

by Uncle Dan May 27, 2006

Fap Slap

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!

by wahsnayr May 11, 2010