Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.

A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?

Jap-slapped by gumbo23 April 1, 2011

Jap slappers 

Flip flops

Ah shit! I left my jap slappers at the brothel!

Jap slappers by Les Stroud July 13, 2012