Money season

The period when you have to work your hardest to get your grades up

Me and Derrick cant go to the party , you know its money season.

by kekethabratt April 7, 2026

Regular season merchant

A player who sucks ass in the playoffs

“Austin Reaves is a regular season merchant”

by RawJokester April 27, 2025

Ghoul Season

Ghoul Season occurs when you evolve from "Goblin Season". It takes someone normally years to evolve from the "Goblin Season" state to the Ghoul Season state. When someone enters Ghoul Season, they are no longer a normal mortal. In "Goblin Season", a person is still a mortal, but well on their way to becoming a serious menace. Ghoul Season occurs when someone is on the verge of death based on their way of living. Their ways have become wicked by day, personally embraced, and it can be seen in the way that the person looks in the face. They resort to heavy drug and alcohol use, but this is no longer something of occasion, it has become a way of life. Criminal activity is normal and there is no fear of anything in this person. Vivid dreams, night terrors, and physical illness plagues this person but somehow it doesn't really effect them. If someone you know has entered Ghoul Season, beware and keep a good eye out.

I hope my boy Tom is okay. He has entered Ghoul Season.

by Doctor Sockalingham May 2, 2025

Yeezy season approachin'

A line from Kanye West's On Sight, literally it can be used to describe the time of year his Yeezy product line increases in popularity or it can reference the song On Sight when you hear a really distorted, alien sound effects, since that song sounds like earrape

Joe: Should I get yeezys
Jas: I mean, they're hella expensive but Yeezy season approachin'

by concilus May 18, 2025

Eff Season

The time of year where you do shit that can be seen as risky but also brings short and long term gratification, it’s like if you mixed YOLO with the purge

Damn, i wanna buy this bottle but it’s 60 dollars, eh, it’s eff season i’m doing this shii anyways

by StoleHisBrenda26 August 18, 2025

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025