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surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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Doughy Pussy

A pussy that is neither loose or tight and has the consistency and texture of dough. Usually very soft and sloppy. Mediocre at best.
I finally banged Melissa last night and she's got such a doughy pussy it felt like fucking a greasy ball of unbaked bread.
by Drty4130 January 23, 2022
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pussy clap

When you smash dat beav so hard that the puss CLAPS
“Chelsey, why are you walking funny?”
Last night, brad made my pussy clap so hard that my ass squirted
by TRS Slang March 7, 2019
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patriot pussy

Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.

Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:

- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.

- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.
Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.
by NeroJoe June 18, 2014
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pussy nervous

Most likely from Scottsdale Arizona also male who gains symptoms of nervousness and anxiety around women and do not know how to act around them
My friend and i were talking to some atractive women and he acted completly pussy nervous towards them so they walked away giggling ....
by Stewey b June 3, 2017
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Cumquick Pussy

A dripping pussy that’s so good and so tight that it makes a dick cum really quickly.
That Sarah has some cumquick pussy. I was pounding it for less than a minute before I came.
by Nahtessom October 2, 2020
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pussy machine

A guy that can nail pussy fast like a jackhammer
Man Branson brewer is a pussy machine

Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer
by Sexmachine December 3, 2015
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