cell phone awareness

the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...

dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!

by theamazinggoldhillian April 13, 2009

E.T. Phone Home

Having your parents call during sex

Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking

by Coffeeeeeeee December 6, 2006

play on my phone

to try and step when you know that I will keep it realer.

note: can be used in an abstract sense also.

origin: Chappelle's Show skit "when keepin' it real goes wrong"

Firefox needs to quit playin on my phone or I'm gonna use IE!

by b-lo August 30, 2005

Cell Phone Justice

1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.

2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.

1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.

2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.

by mc7e June 20, 2009

cell phone nipple

Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down

so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.

Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."

Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."

Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."

Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."

by jethrojones March 29, 2020

phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.

I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.

by Imnotdumbsilly May 29, 2020

Aung Phone Khant

very very cool and big balls person on earth.

q - Hey have you heard about the guy named "Aung Phone Khant"?
ans- Oh! That guy?

by pineapple2234 April 21, 2022