Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!
by obeywalrus December 19, 2010
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beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way
hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach
by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016
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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
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Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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sun of the beach

a slightly altered way of speaking 'son of the bitch'. Or probably just a scene involving the sun and the beach.
Mate 1: woah, look at that! sun of the beach! a pretty scene!
Mate 2: nah it ain't, you sun of the beach.
by Barnacl437 November 01, 2023
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Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne
Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.
by popnart May 19, 2017
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