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West Wittering Beach

West Wittering beach is A Lovely non Rocky beach on the south coast of England near Chichester and Hayling Island it is known for half-naked Fat middle age men who might need a Stella Artois. It's brother East Wittering Beach is a rocky beach that no one else wants to go to (its also near Chichester and Hayling Island) it's in west Sussex and was recently closed for a weekend for no fucking reason
Hey mate wanna go to East Wittering Beach ''No wanker I wanna go to West Wittering beach''.
by Thebestbeachever July 26, 2022
mugGet the West Wittering Beachmug.

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.
It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather
by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019
mugGet the beach weathermug.

Beached a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch
by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017
mugGet the Beached a bitchmug.

beach ninja

Beach Ninja is a Gamer and you tuber, he does live streams. At one time was in the you tube group called "Creepers Den"
Hey have you seen Beach Ninja's live streams?
by Beach Ninja September 28, 2013
mugGet the beach ninjamug.

Beach Hut’d

A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.
I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.
by Talliwood December 9, 2018
mugGet the Beach Hut’dmug.

more beach days

All I want for Christmas is more beach days
by Muff8907 December 22, 2021
mugGet the more beach daysmug.

brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head
When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."
by McWritah July 26, 2015
mugGet the brain beachmug.

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