A soon shit

by BuffEZ May 02, 2021
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Shit Skid

<i>n</i>, <i>v</i>
1.The doo doo stains left upon your underoos due to all the dingleberries rubbing against it as u walk.
2. When you flush the toilet and poo leaves graffiti marks as it goes down the poo sucker.
1. I dont wipe my ass really well so all my underwear contain shit skids.
2.My sister left her thong hanging in the bathroom only to reveal that she shit skidded on them.
by Angela The Defected September 16, 2004
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Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.
"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"
by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009
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Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.
Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.
by Appled January 08, 2014
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shit and hit

to simultaneousnessly smoke weed and take a shit. used amongst teenage pot heads who cannot do it anywhere else.
Raul: Yo man, what did you end up doing last night?
Paco: Dawg, i had to shit and hit cause my mom was home. Ended up watching the whole star wars trilogy and munching a weeks supply of groceries, i was faded.
Raul: Word
by cakeslop93 July 09, 2010
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light that shit

A word used in reference to smoking weed or crack.
by Tichina June 02, 2005
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Flips and Shit

Term used to describe the action of riding on a dolphin and getting everybody all wet.
by Adam the Wordsmith May 26, 2010
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