monsoon

A step up from a blowjob...A slobbery, seasonal blow of "wind" to the male reproductive organ

Nick's girlfriend gave me a monsoon!

by King of the Burbs March 23, 2007

snaggletooth cunt monster

A person, usually a woman, who is so enraged by their nasty ass protruding teeth and receding hairline that they react in outbursts of cunt-like rage.

Hey man that Mrs. Krysa is a total snaggletooth cunt monster! She freaked on me today.

by Darren111 March 26, 2008

Flying Spaghetti Monster

god as seen by youtube atheists

User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

Milwaukee Monsoon

n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.

"Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"

by Jables McGrables November 4, 2006

Poop Monster Shit Fuck

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It

Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe

by CaptnDesDes December 14, 2010

Monster Truck

To get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in Grave Digger fashion.

Bob : Lamp :: Monster truck : Ford Festiva

by Bob1/2 March 1, 2009

Smoke Monster

A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.

Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???

by Betrayed Lostie June 6, 2011