Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured

*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!

by Mattttttttttt- MAn May 2, 2011

Mind

verb
To perform oral on someone, an alternative of the slang: "Head"

"Then she leaned over and gave me some mind"

by SourSherbert August 4, 2019

(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018

young minded bigotry

When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.

Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"

Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."

by WrangledTangler May 22, 2023

mind your juice

Mind your buisness

Alternatives being mind ya grapes

Did you hear Mickey got diagnosed with stage 4 retardism
Hey man that’s his life mind your juice

by massssivecuntsinrats August 20, 2021

Mind games

Mind Games
noun

The art of mental manipulation, often used in relationships where one person (typically a female) employs subtle tactics of deception, confusion, or mixed signals to influence another person (usually a male) into acting, thinking, or feeling in a way that aligns with their desires, beliefs, or expectations.

Bro, I thought she was into me, but now she’s acting all distant. I swear she’s just playing mind games.

(A psychological chess match where the rules are unclear, but the goal is always control.)

by Eidrx February 9, 2025

Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021