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Mexican Dishwasher 

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray
I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.
"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

Mexican Screamers 

Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.
ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!

mexican grease gun 

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.
Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.
mexican grease gun by Johnny31 July 19, 2018

Mexican waterslide 

I rode the Mexican waterslide this weekend
Mexican waterslide by Feecha September 12, 2018

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.
Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?
mexican strainer by Mr. Id November 25, 2018