Ghost meat

When you hook up with a guy but don't want to remember it

Did you get any ass last night?

Ya but don't tell anyone... Ghost meat, ya know?

by Hillin January 1, 2017

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020

Meat Cupboard

A vagina.

'Hayley I want to slam the doors of your meat cupboard'

'Would you like me to restock your meat cupboard?'

by Hafn90 July 21, 2017

google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021

Bucket of Meat

The kebab meat(doner,chicken or mixed) poured into a hotchip bucket and flavoured with Garlic sauce or any sauce.

Off to City Kebabs for a bucket of meat.

by the hitcher. December 31, 2009

Meat kiss

Kissing one's penis

I don't get it, I see straight girls with their toungues down eachother's throats but I give my homie one little meat kiss and suddenly I'm gay.

by FratBoiFly August 20, 2017

meat folds

The lower layer of stomach flab that obscures the vision of one's genitals....meat

My meat folds are so big, I forgot what gender I am

by supahjustin February 12, 2015