packaged meat

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Meat Chandelier

In a gangbang, when one looks up at a chandelier of dicks and testicles above their face.

She admired her well-earned meat chandelier at the sex party.

by Intergalactic Raptor Babies June 11, 2018

meat vlogs

a group of kids that are tryhards but people think they're pre cool. Very diverse group of kiddos, half short half tall.

have you watched meat vlogs new vid?
Heck ya buddy!!

by itsmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 1, 2019

onion meat

meat with onions in it.

this spaghetti sauce has onion meat in it.

by sUcK diK 420 May 5, 2019

Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019