Bishop Kearney High School 

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah

Bishop Kearney High School by glonked August 21, 2022

midland valley high school 

this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty

person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore

person 3: i go to nahs its sm better

midland valley high school by theactualbootysniffer696969 December 20, 2022

Pocono Mountain East High School 

this high school is a void. an endless wormhole that is in existence for one sole purpose. to slowly and painfully extract 4 years of your precious life. avoid at ALL costs.

"Fuck my life"
Student of Pocono Mountain East High School

Pocono Mountain East High School by All Knowing and All Powerful May 9, 2009

Ridgeview High School 

School in the greater Jacksonville, FL area containing a large amount of babyhoes and takeoffs. RHS is known for dumbasses smoking in the bathroom and an abundance of portables that smell of piss and shit. The school has the dumbest rules in the county, yet no one cares to follow them. Was a bomb ass school until the 10-11 year when little prep takeoffs loaded the school. The school is considered to be one of the better schools in the area, but it is only because the I.B. kids are there. The word takeoff originated here. Deffinetly, the party school of Clay County and most drama filled.

Thing 1: Did you see Jeremy smoking in the bathroom?

Thing 2: Of course, thats nothing different from last period.

Thing 1: *shakes head* Only at Ridgeview High School!

Ridgeview High School by iHateTakeoffs November 20, 2010

crescenta valley high school 

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.

you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

crescenta valley high school by cvsucks April 18, 2008

Midwood High School 

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The congested and generic urban public school located in Brooklyn, NY where students are able to walk down the elite houses of Bedford avenue and onto the industrial, risky yet entertaining slums of The Junction. It is where the student must sign in a marble notebook set up by an unkind Haitian woman in order to piss in the flooded soap less paper towel-less bathroom. Where the hall passes are the size of your torso and bold and yellow. Where you find your usual bitches and beasts. Where the much prided new science annex has malfunctioning heat and the shiny bathrooms are exclusive only to the The Phantom of The Wood. Where you either become bulldozed or the bulldozer while inching your way through the overly populated and intimate currents of students during hallway passing. Therefore, swipe that ID card…and welcome to Midwood.

thuggish black man-student to pure defenseless bookbag laden freshman boy in Midwood High School auditorium: "Where ma money? Where ma money? Welcome to Midwood.. Where ma money?"

Midwood High School by vixsisodrol December 17, 2008

Morse High School

Located in PH, SD aka the Skyline area. Morse heads are infamous for their parties, drink ups, inappropriate swanging, daily fights, gang banging, auxiliary, and biracial community. About 5 white kids total, predominately Filipinos. The only school with an auxiliary team! Teachers aren't the best, which is the cause of LOW test scores. Beats Lincoln, Suhi, and all the other schools in the Sweetwater district's asses. Tiger Pride!

yeah ima go down to Morse High School, hope I don't get shot.

See her dancing? She a Morse head.

Morse High School by gust0 December 7, 2009