him hair

Hair on an animal, generally a male cat, that is very very hairy and beautiful beyond all reason.

Him hair is very hairy and is a wild animal!

by fluffy dog February 18, 2007

Hair-Socket

Hair-Socket: n. When the hairs of your ass entangle, after your ass dries up, and the pulling becomes extraordinarily painful.

Jim: Pete I have a Hair-Socket

Pete: Use some vasalene on it

Jim: But it burns my ASS!

by Devtrooper June 10, 2009

cunt-hair

a very small increment of measurement.

waitress: do you want ketchup on your eggs?
patron: just a cunt-hair

Girl 1: your gas light just came on, we should stop somewhere.

girl2: nah, we can get there on just a cunt-hair

by temple tattoo April 8, 2010

Hair Net

A pair of women's drawls. Referring to the containment of bush.

that bitch's skirt was so short she needed a hair net

by whitbot January 6, 2005

marucs hair

Definition: He is a guy in my twn who is rele fit and sexy!!
Background: not much is know of his backround but he got kicked out of sumwhere and is now scabbin muny of every fuker!! But who cares he is rele fit and me and my mate got a kiss of him last nite!!! KERCHING !!!!

Gen: Chloe is that marcus
Chloe: Nah dont think so
Gen: OMG thats Marcus coz he got his sleve up lol!!
Chloe: yea omg
Hi marcus im chloe nice 2 meet u
Gen: yea im genette
Marcus: wots ur last name genette
Gen: ummmmmmm Genette genette
Chloe: lol who cares ur rele fit can i have a hug ?
Gen: yea me 2
Marcus: ok only if u open my beer
Chloe: Ok

Gen: omg we got a kiss and hug from marcus
Chloe: yea y did we have 2 go home we cuda stayed wid him !!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

by Random gal !!! January 1, 2005

pulling hair

Sexual act

"I love pulling hair when they give me head"

by Urmumhaamangina December 15, 2016

hair pie

A hair pie is a hairy asshole on a guy.

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!

by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021