Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
Get the mislaid glasses dilemmamug. Something smart asses where on there fat heads and 99% of the time people who wear glasses name starts with a, c, m or k
That nerd is wearing glasses
by Ads's best friend February 7, 2023
Get the Glassesmug. by TheKoolAidManHasHIV June 8, 2020
Get the Glassmug. A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.
by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025
Get the Aberdeen Glassmug. Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.
It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
Get the Glassesmug. 