girl gamer

A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.

There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.

This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.

The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.

Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.

I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.

by Jimmy April 16, 2005

Rainbow Gamer Kid

Rainbow Gamer kids are in the most colorful sub culture out there. The name pretty much explains the sub culture. It's a cross between Raver sub culture and Scene sub culture. They're very similar to Kandi kids. Rainbow gamers are loud, bouncy, and almost annoying. They play old-school video games mostly. Like Pacman and Rainbow Islands. They wear loud clothes and look unique. Most times their hair is brightly colored too. They go to raves and-like Kandi kids-give away hugs and small gifts. They also live by PLUR(R) too. This is all coming from a Rainbow Gamer girl too! :D

Boy 1: "Did you see that Rainbow Gamer kid?"
Boy 2: "I know. She's so hot!"
Boy 3: "She gave me a hug and a kandi bracelet! BEST DAY EVER!!"
Boy 1&2: "LUCKY BASTARD!"

by Miss Rainbow July 18, 2011

pro-gamer move

Going on Urban Dictionary or playing video games instead of whatever the fuck is productive and helpful. Basically procrastinating, but for gAMeRs

step-mom: clean your room.
son: i'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move!
step-mom: honestly, i'd rather you wank than do that.

by weufgbsdh September 16, 2019

Hardcore Casual Gamer

Someone whose leisure time is spent playing casual games while trying to manage other tasks making the act of playing a video game more socially acceptable but no less reprehensible.

Dude, my mom plays Angry Birds and Farmville all fucking day. I swear to god, she's the most hardcore casual gamer I've ever met.

by nickhimself April 13, 2011

True Gamer

Hard-core gamers who take games seriously. They don't quit after two deaths. True gamers not only appreciate the graphics, AI, and other things, but they KNOW HOW TO PLAY. (Unlike some cocky noobs.) True gamers are the people who may\will buy books about the game, talk about it over the phone, and buy the soundtracks. A TG never panicks, they always find ways to come out on top. TGs acknowledge the fact that they can not be the best, but appreciate their skill anyway. They also don't gloat or shove it in peoples faces, they just nod their head when they rack up a kill, beat someone on the racetrack, or score a touchdown. (ETC.) Of course, if its the computer you're playing against, you can give it the finger, because AI aren't human. TGs analyze games without thinking about it, and decide whether it is really a good game or not. Noobs will complain about how unrealistic a game is. Wake up idiots, Video games ARE ALL UNREALSITIC. They aren't real life.

Here are a few games True Gamers most likely play. (Including me.)
1. Halo and Halo 2
- Yes, I understand that the physics and guns are totally unrealistic, but hey fucktards, it's a sci-fi game, it HAS to be unrealistic. Yes, aiming a gun in Halo is very different from MoH, CoD, RSix, or other great shooters, but that doesn't really matter.
2. Star Wars Battlefront
- The best thing to happen to Star Wars since the original Rouge Squadron for N64. Rebels 4 EVER.
3. Crimson Skies
- The best flight game for the time era it is based in.
4. Any game that includes either girls, guns, cars, or aliens is a game TGs probably play.

by Owen Ortiz October 28, 2005

Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30

Beat Any gamer for the price of 0$ beat the living heck out of those disgusting things - furry

Eww is that a gamer? Lets beat them! It’s Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30!

by RATSCHEESE October 24, 2019

hardcore gamer

Fucktard who spends way too much time playing shitty FPS games and way too little time having sex.

<hardcore gamer> Medal of Honor 54 is the greatest thing since sex! At least I assume so, not having tried sex yet!

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007