Ear gender

A gender where you can’t identify as another gender unless 50 people have heard of it

Ear gender is false

by Yupinmywhitetee November 9, 2020

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

eAr rAPe

Darios phone

"Yare Yare daze.......ear rape."
"If you don't go out with me, your gonna get ear raped if you know what I mean."

by Nilo Brando July 16, 2020

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.

My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020