autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Covidge-Eating Disorder

is a severe, life-threatening, and treatable eating disorder characterized by recurrent episodes of eating large quantities of food (often very quickly and to the point of discomfort); a feeling of a loss of control eating during the COVID; experiencing shame, distress or guilt afterwards.

This is the 5th time I opened the Refrigerator today because of lockdown. I think I am suffering from Covidge-Eating Disorder.

by Pinoy Ako Boost March 28, 2020

Random Pop-off Disorder

Random Pop-off Disorder (RPD) is a disorder that allows you to become god-tier at a video game's character/weapon/legend/gamemode and then taking that skill away from you the next day/week

*On a normal day Random Pop-off Disorder kicks in for Michael*
Michael: I just got a Pentakill with Yasuo! I'm so good at him!
*The next day*
Michael: We lost this game because I fed 0/15/3 with Yasuo...

by Ninja Yoshi July 4, 2020

SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.

toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

by fetishgio August 24, 2020

face-through-hand disorder

A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.

person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!

by Poison Child September 16, 2020

Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.

Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.

by C00chieman September 21, 2020

Post Debate Traumatic Disorder

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People are overwhelming the telehealth support system after the recent debate, suffering from acute Post Debate Traumatic Disorder (PDTD)

by vetclinician October 23, 2020