Chinese food 

A food made out of cat or dog

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat

Chinese food by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019

chinesejin123 

pussy who talks smack in comments but not in real life.

look that’s chinesejin123 commenting.

chinesejin123 by chinesejinkiller March 7, 2019

chinese thunderdoodle 

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you

Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”

chinese thunderdoodle by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019

chinese dog 

Nickname for a cat.

I like chinese dog very much dogs.

chinese dog by jerry dow April 14, 2019

chinese Labrador retriever 

Chinese Labrador Retriever,A word for cat.

Chinese labrador retrievers are small.

chinese Labrador retriever by jerry dow April 16, 2019

chinese labrador 

Chinese labrador;a cat.

Chinese labradors are small.

chinese labrador by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Chinese Saturday 

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

Chinese Saturday by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019