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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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Alright calm down John

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
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Gornjia Calimipoo

A word used by native zombica aliens. In English this word means “gooey eyebrows.” This is used by aliens to describe their odd eyebrows that commonly produce a sticky substance. It is natural to the aliens and aliens usually think sweat is weird too so stop judging them
Alien 1: uh oh! Gaz Gornjia Calimipoo badinj

Alien 2: Acoliso! Bazachoo jam
Alien 1: gabba lonia :)
by BABA HOOHA December 11, 2022
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Supreme Calamari

Something from calamity mod idk I never played it
Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh
by KangarooWife.com January 30, 2023
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.
Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"
by TheWorldo June 14, 2023
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Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.
Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!
by ItsHCS July 28, 2023
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