f*ck buddy

a fuck buddy is a friend that u have sex with, NO STRINGS ATTACHED

"im so horny"
"me 2. hey, wanna b my f*ck buddy?"
"wouldnt that b a bit weird?"
"nah its just sex"

by Sharacaroline May 14, 2007

Buffalo Butt Buddies

When two or more people are driving side by side at a speed below the speed limit, and thus blocking any way to pass them.

Sorry I was late for work i got stuck behind two idiot Buffalo Butt Buddies that wouldn't let me pass.

by Wybutt March 15, 2015

buddy club

adj. - small; being below the average in size or magnitude

Sorry, this seat is too buddy club for me.

by Mike Ruane June 24, 2005

Fuck Buddy Code

The set of rules that apply to both parties in a non-committed sexual relationship.

1. No emotional attachments
2. Occurs on a semi-regular basis
3. Mutual satisfaction is ideal (but not guaranteed)
4. Don't neglect your fuck buddy
5. Discretion is key

Me: "Josh hasn't called me in two months. What a cunt."
Friend: "Oh man bitch, he's breaking fuck buddy code!"

by A-Bag and J-Queef March 4, 2012

Yeah okay buddy

Another example of sarcasm, intended to laugh mockingly at an insult your opponent has just said.

Him: "Boy, are you stupid or what!?"
Me: "Yeah okay buddy".

by ImGonnaDJ May 7, 2016

News flash buddy

What white people say before they put you in your place.

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”

by lolollover23 August 23, 2019

Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.

my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.

by stroke June 30, 2008