Bacon

A food substance of THE highest respectability. Bacon comes from the pig, and is measured in rashers.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.

"Ewww no I don't like bacon."
"Well fuck you man. *Avada Kedavra*"

by WordSmithsies March 24, 2012

bacon kisses

The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.

Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.

by ogEmilicious November 20, 2013

bacon racist

A person who will only eat pork bacon and thinks all other forms, turkey, soy, etc., are disgusting and will not eat them.

"Hey dude, you got any bacon?"
"Ya but its turkey bacon."
"That's cool. I'm not bacon racist."

by Cherrii 13 May 10, 2014

bacon stripper

A stripper that wears bacon. Duh.

Jim: Hey, do you want a bacon stripper?
Bob: Of course! I want to be aroused and eat bacon. LIKE A BOSS!

by ShadowCX11 January 7, 2016

go bacon

Going 300% harder than Ham and 500% harder than Turkey.

I can't wait for the party this weekend. I'm going to go bacon on the dance floor.

by OG Henny Lope November 19, 2013

Bacon

To be something completely awesome...
Use adj.

Wow that ride was totally bacon.

by Brizzle2790 August 2, 2008

bacon lip

rub bacon grease (at least 1 full cup or just spray bacon spritzer)all over a fat swollen lip.

if your hookin up with a girl and u bite her lip it swells up like a plump bloody sausage. rub in the bacon grease and you got bacon lip, baby.

by BaconSharkBite April 15, 2009