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Bastarding

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.
Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?
by Frederik43 March 28, 2010
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bastardcore

Bastard core is a sub category between indie and grunge.

often is the aesthetic most rebellious teenagers have.
“wow she’s indie!”
“nah, with all the shit she gets into and the dark clothes that bastardcore
by dory7777 August 24, 2020
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Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.
Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."
by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009
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Bastardism

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.
"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"
by prvtdonut7 April 20, 2005
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Bartard

An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.
I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.

Or more commonly:

Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!
by mattbro10 April 6, 2017
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Basstard

A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!

That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

The basstard was musically retarded.
by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010
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bastardish

(adj) Having bastard-like qualities
"That was a bastardish thing to do, John." or
"John can be pretty bastardish sometimes..."
by Zach M. June 11, 2006
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