the human bakery

while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.

I gave your mom the human bakery.

by Matt et Scott May 9, 2008

Bakedist

The person who is most baked.

Pat is currently the most bakedist in our circle.

by John_R October 27, 2007

Baked some air cookies

The act of preparing and serving out a fart. An air cookie generally takes time to brew in the bowels, however the wait is usually worth while.

I just baked some air cookies, get em while their hot!

by nickstergoose January 20, 2009

Bake Ride

Going for a drive deliberately to smoke weed.

I just rolled two fatty's, you down for a bake ride?

by HigherLifestyle March 2, 2009

bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.

get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.

by CosmicEye July 4, 2016

Baberaham Lincoln

Amie Suther

Did you hear about Amie Suther, aka Baberaham Lincoln?

by No4No3No2No1 August 30, 2022

Douglas Badered

To be drunk. English in origin, referring to WW2 fighter pilot who lost both legs in a plane crash and was thus rendered 'legless'.

What a night I had last night, mate - I got totally Douglas Badered!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008