cheese ditched

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.

Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"

by browntownk December 12, 2011

thottage cheese

When you catch an STI from fucking a thot and your dick is diseased.

"Ahh man I got that Thottage Cheese!"

by Pawan DBOY December 8, 2017

cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

Biggie Cheese

Biggie Cheese is the most legendary rapper to ever walk the earth. He is known to drop beats like "Mr. Boombastic" with boys, also known to walk in and perform a threesome.

Girl 1: Oh, Sh*t! It's Biggie Cheese

Girl 2: Damn Your right, I cant wait until he threesome's me.

by Colombian Rick November 15, 2019

Cloutage Cheese

Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.

"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

Cheese Packer

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.

James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.

by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 15, 2011

Sussy cheese

A guy named Joseph is generally referred to as a sussy cheese boy

Joseph is so sussy cheese

by Fishy foof May 24, 2021