Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.

Shit worship is a sin.

by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023

neil.warthunder

he spends all his time on warthunder

neil.warthunder needs help!

by Sku11zey August 3, 2023

Arkansas warthog

The act of getting skull fucked through your ear with a chode

I’m gonna give you an Arkansas warthog

by Chilldeese August 3, 2024

BBC Worshipping Cumslut

Caylaslaays

That bitch Cayla is a real bbc worshipping cumslut, I love it

by Yumyumayo156 May 30, 2024

Amish Worsh-Up

Every thirty days, The Amish (and Mennonite) men/boys and women/girls (if you’re them/theys, you’re shit outta luck) — they separate into two groups, pair off, and with homemade soap and well water, lather up each others’ private areas. The men go first; then the bucket (or trough) is passed to the women, and they do the best they can. Waste not, want not, Hezekiah and “Bath”-sheba .

Sodom Dettweiler: “Can you help me pass the sudsy trough and 350-year-old squeegee from the Old Country to Zipporah Diegenderfer? She wants to go first in the proud tradition of Amish worsh-up.

Carthage McFartface: “Hay Detwheeler, remembur yu got Phoebe Braunschweiger pregnant last munth.”

Sodom: “Oh right! Maybe I should go on my Rumspringa….Darn dagnabbit cheese n rice I don’t need another trip to the coat hanger maker.”

Carthage: “Damn straight.”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne March 16, 2026

Penis Wormhole

A Tesla Cybertruck.

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.

by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025