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Bloody Willy 

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."
Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
_...
Bloody Willy by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019

Stinky willy 

If you want to perform the sexual act stinky Willy, all you need to do is to find a friend to gangbang a sick whore with. make your friend lick your balls, then stick them into her waxy ear and your friend fucks the sick whore in the ass with his balls.
Hello bud, do you want to gangbang this sick bitch?
Hell yeah faggot let's do the stinky willy!
OOOOH yeah my brother.
Stinky willy by hunthah8er69 January 30, 2019

choch willy 

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.
Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!
choch willy by thamightywhitey! March 11, 2019

Slick Willy 

The act of inserting a finger in someone's ear after coating it with precum or semen.

A slicker version of a wet willy.
Jerry had his hand in his pants, and then suddenly gave Karen a Slick Willy.
Slick Willy by SentiuSReX March 23, 2019

Cat Willy 

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

Silly willy bing bong

Wagwan! Silly willy is a person who is a fuck boy and always wants to have sex
Omg he’s such asilly willy bing bong