Shade Tree

A motion you do when someone is SO unbelievably shady, that all you can do is put your arms over your head, like you're a shade tree. You must declare "Shade Tree" while shade tree-ing, so that the person understands how extremely shady they are.
"Dude you're such a shade tree" *Does shade tree motion*
by mojojojojo August 25, 2015
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Alabama Family Tree

A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.
He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
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weed xmas tree

When a marijuana plant is decorated as a christmas tree
damn i cant wait till i smoke the weed xmas tree on christmas eve.
by RicK-3 October 31, 2007
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tree hugging liberal

A person who lives in a wooden house but who does not want you to live in a wooden house, and who does criminal acts to prevent more wooden houses from being built.
Morris is a tree hugging liberal who burns down wooden houses that are under construction.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005
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Mississippi Tree Emblem

1.A euphemism for people of African descent;Often seen in true form in the south, you can find one after after hearing "we don't like you're kind around here boy" phrased in the direction of a black man.
Get out of here you Mississippi tree emblem before I give you a rope necktie and teach you how to fly!
by SunshineHardcore May 06, 2009
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naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked
I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
by cwilly3 October 05, 2008
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Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.
US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.
by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009
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