tough shit 

harsh way of saying too bad

A: Mrs. Smith I forgot what the homework was.

B: Tough shit, pal!

tough shit by Carlo Anthony November 22, 2006

touchbag 

This word is used in situations where profanity is not acceptable. It would be used instead of asshole or douchebag, possibly even fuckface.

Charlie is a touchbag when he interrupts me when I'm talking.

touchbag by asia30965 January 31, 2009

toucher_of_cancer 

When you don’t get enough attention as a child so you start a meme page

I’m toucher_of_cancer

toucher_of_cancer by Dankpapi_69 November 6, 2018

pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.

Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.

pants toucher by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007

Nerd Toucher 

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

Nerd Toucher by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013

tonsil touchdown 

When you finally get to insert your penis into a female's mouth

"Man Alissa was too easy to give Himli a tonsil touchdown"

tonsil touchdown by MidEvilSpyke March 7, 2017

Swedish touchdown 

Another word for a shit

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown

Swedish touchdown by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018