Rusty Venture

the act of ass to mouth while on on bus

We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture

by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when a person jerks off so much their penis is covered in sores.

I gave my self a rusty venture last week, next time I am using lube during my marathon sessions

by Brock_samson November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.

I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.

by kingofterror November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.

I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ January 19, 2016