chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.

Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Kraken Coffee Cherry

New Auzzie wake up cocktail:

1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level

Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar

Life is fucked! so lets start ya on the kraken coffee cherry

by adzy88 October 3, 2025

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

by pornstitute April 25, 2023

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023