Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".
Awesome night out.
Awesome night out.
by DSers August 03, 2008
When a spoon isn't at hand, one must finger wet wipes and dip finger into peanut butter. He/She must then proceed to slurp pb off of finger.
by first nigga November 05, 2014
I was completely power washed by him.
by Eyecart October 30, 2017
This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.
by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022
by brian duclos April 27, 2010
When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023