New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad

Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

Jersey Her

To pull a dress up over the shoulders and head of a woman before engaging in consensual sex.

Megan Moroney's dress looked so good on the CMA's I wanted to Jersey Her.

by Netserk November 8, 2023

Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.

Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in

by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021

Jersey

The Best State alive From north jersey to south A.C To Camden To Newark and jersey city You dont Rep Jersey Then SMD.
Also Known for one of the Best Club Music And Dancin FUCK Philly And Baltimore.We Out Chea Ock!

Person 1: You From Jersey?
Person 2: Yea Nigga Fuck You Mean
Person 1: Nothin bra chill

by OutCheaa June 13, 2013

Jersey Shore Snow Cone

(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex

Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!

by Lick my rose November 11, 2019

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023