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Depression

A real thing that 13 years old claim to have when they get dumped thinking it was the love of her life when DUDE STFU YOU'RE 12-13-14 it wasn't the love of your life stop saying you're now depressed cause NO you're not even if you're sad Depression is real don't say that You have a depression if you don't.
Depression
by DaddyDino ;) December 13, 2020
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Doge depression

A sadness that occurs when you sold Dogecoin way too early and missed out on millions of dollars in the stock market
I bought Dogecoin at $.0017 a share and sold it for $900 instead of $3 million. Im suffering from Doge depression now.
by anonymous May 9, 2021
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Depression

1. A mood disorder characterized by a persistent lack of enjoyment in once-enjoyable activities and a persistent feeling of sadness or numbness.

2. An indent.
Depression is a disorder which sucks and is often either romanticized through shitty humor or called fake.

Boots leave depressions in the mud.

Note: Yes I said persistent in the first definition because some people on here argue that depression doesn't exist because everyone has bad days. However, this is an invalid point because depression last for a long time (months at least) which is what makes it depression. It's also what makes it suck to shit.
by Rando Enby December 8, 2020
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Depressed

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This guy is depressed
by Thisguynohapp January 28, 2019
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Depression

1) That dark place that you fall back into after years of trying and trying to fight your fight your way out! That place where nothing makes you happy, where everything is dark and sad. You continue to try and try to fight your way back out but you only fall deeper and deeper into a health deteriorating state of utter depression and anxiety.

2) Something every edgy 12 year old claims to have after listening to MCR for the first time!

3) Being in school

4) That thing that Germany through after WW1

5) (to the theme of that one One Direction song) THE STORY OF MY LIFE
I have depression. It is eating me up from the inside. I hate depression!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts
Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
by RetroBonez May 17, 2020
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Post-Binge Depression

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
by Blukat2 November 3, 2023
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