text me already :(

we haven’t talked in so long, i rlly miss our convos. i’m too wuss to text u first tho, sorry :P.

text me already :(. wthh >:((

by urss1mp October 13, 2021

postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.

My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.

by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

Whisper Text

A text you send to someone in the same room so other people won't know what you're talking about.

John sent Molly a whisper text so Cheryl wouldn't know about the party later that night.

by Kurtz24 November 4, 2010

Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.

1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.

by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011

Reading Textbooks

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

by Ightweed January 9, 2015