Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs June 6, 2018

Thanos turd

Upon completion of a “Thanos turd” half the population of the universe ceases to exist.

“Bro I just dropped the meanest Thanos turd”

by JKool650 June 8, 2018

Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019

Turd Rodeo

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019

Turd savant

A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.

Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

Turd formation

The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits

After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.

by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 23, 2019