Spunky oyster

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster

Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"

by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024

spunk

cum, semen even.

Gf: Hurry and spunk on my face!
Bf: What the fuck.

by gnfos February 26, 2024

SPUNKO

A cross between stabbing and sex. It is the practice of stabbing somebody and making love to the wound. One should avoid areas that have a lot of bone such as the pelvis and restrict this practice to fleshy areas such as the stomach/armpit.

Ahhh that ugly bald man is having spunko with my calf.

by tai rysen June 26, 2024

Spunky Monkey

AN ABSOLUTE FAT ASS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS MASSIVE, AND I MEAN MASSSSSSIVE

Gerald: "Herold, you got a nice Spunky Monkey!"

Herold: "Are you high?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

Spunkiss

A Spunkiss is what happens when you pick a flower stem into the tip of your penis as you let someone lick it to

"Hey Jarome last night was amazing" "Oh really what happened?" "My Grandma finally gave me a Spunkiss"
"Hey baby wanna spice things up with a Spunkiss"
"My favorite thing to do is Spunkiss myself"

by Dr.Spungilington The 2nd July 8, 2024

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

Spungul

Picking out a Booger and Ear Wax and shoving it down your Penis Hole.

"Baby I'm gonna give you a Spungul"

"i wanna Spungul"

"I'm gonna pug you up with a Spungul"

"Son Quit Spungiling Yourself"

"Class today we are gonna learn about Spungiling"

"Your Ether Spungiling Hard or Hardly Spungiling"

by Dr.Spungilington The 2nd April 22, 2024