The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.

Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.

by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021

The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).

Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."

by white_5_stone November 23, 2021

The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face

bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild

by Futaraki February 12, 2022

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022