spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

by Shumph January 19, 2018

ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing

hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!

by btwig95 July 14, 2020

Spoon

A fucking idiot

You’re some spoon

by Padster972 February 3, 2019

Spoon

That guy that eats everything

He's such a spoon

by Proof!! March 6, 2017

Dirty spoon

When spooning and little spoon has big spoons cock in their rectum.

I fell asleep dirty spooning last night. We were spooning with my cock in her butt.

by Cbonesteak March 23, 2024

Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.

"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020