Lil Pump

A rapper from Florida who blew up in early 2017 with songs like “D Rose” and “Flex like ouu”. Lil pump songs are typically a quick hook containing the name of the song, followed up by a quick 8 bar verse about how he pops pills and fucks your sister, and then he repeats the song title 45 more times. His music is decent for when your high as fuck and just listening to the beat, but if your sober and listening to the lyrics you might want to gouge your own eyes out. His most popular phrase is esketit. And he even has a song with that title.

Isaiah: you like lil pump?
Demarcus: nah that nigga trash
*3 backwoods later*
Demarcus: ESKETITTTTTTTTTTT

by theburningchicken July 16, 2018

Lil Pump

A X-SoundCloud rapper who dropped out of Harvard to become a full-time trap rapper. He is known for saying “ESSKEETIT,” which is a combination of the three words “lets”, “get” and “it.” Many would say he is a “mumble rapper.” But honestly who gives a fuck. Many would say he is stupid, but I’d honestly like to see them haters make it to Harvard. He is part of “Gucci Gang,” a gang known for wearing expensive clothing.

Lil Pump: “momma told me Lil Pump wolnt be shit, told that bitch I could move these bricks”

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ August 17, 2018

Good Pump

A quality group of people; people who are a good time when they’re together.

“Dude you see that group? That’s a hella good pump. They totally pumping them good vibes bro.”

by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019

Lil Pump

The rapper who dropped out of Harvard to “save the rap game” but is the first rapper people point to when lamenting about mumble rap.

Lil Pump arose to fame by publishing a song where he repeated “Gucci Gang” over and over again and described his nonexistent sexual exploits.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016

new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017