hot pocket

The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!

"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Hot Pockets

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.

Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*

by Mnayin May 11, 2009

Hot Pocket

A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.

Jida put the chicken popper in her hot pocket.

by Mikidy Diggidy July 11, 2008

Hot Pocket

The only response so far that could "possibly" have been right was the whole "taking a shit in someone's couch" thing BUT the "true" definition of a Hot Pocket is the act of placing one's hand up to their butt, cupping a fart in their hand, and then releasing it into another person's face (Usually to a friend as a joke but it's always good to get the old lady as well) while saying "Hot Pocket"...then just enjoy.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the bitch got a Hot Pocket.

by SunnyBunnyFL September 07, 2010

pocket rocket

a marihuana joint prerolled at home for when you can't roll any more

let's fly with my pocket rocket!!

by peludo June 29, 2005

pocket rocket

a small bottle of booze.

I've got a pocket rocket to booze back.

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

side pocket

the front passenger seat of automobile. same as calling 'shotgun'.

"Get in the side pocket, do not leave the side pocket."
"I got side pocket!"

by Wazula October 18, 2006