pancake dinner

It means that even though capitalism is corrupt, your little brother loves you, looks up to you, respects you, and appreciates your handsomeness, knowledge, wisdom, and experience with navigating this complex world.

The night that I called Denny's to find your missing pancake dinner that never showed up (or that did show up and got taken by your friend and your ex), Denny's customer service was so corrupt, they hung up the phone on me rather than trying to make it right. Sir... They said before they hung up. (Have you noticed that sir always precedes an insult these days? Alec's pronouns are sir btw and I think it's such a clever joke.)

I remember having a chonchlate chip cookie for dinner myself that night, while waiting for your pancakes to arrive. I remember trying to order the perfect chonchlate chip pancakes by phone, with 3x extra chonchlate chips because they never put enough, and when I was standing in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch, trying to order, the Denny's agent hung up the phone and made me try my best on my own, using the website. I noticed that you know a lot about restaurants and about capitalism, about what works in capitalism's factory-like processes and what doesn't work, about how to be true to yourself and ask for what you really want and push hard and advocate for something even if capitalism says that it doesn't exist or isn't possible.

Pancake dinner! CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.

pancake dinner by t_hags December 6, 2024

pancake dinner part 2

I wondered and still wonder if Hollywood movie sets can be corrupt like that too. It's so important, in dangerous cities like Los Angeles and Las Vegas, to have a real bond of trust, to know that something is real, that someone will actually be there for you both when the fancy lights and sounds take over the cityscape and when the lights and sounds turn off.

One day later, two days later, when we were still looking for the pancake dinner that never arrived, I felt grateful for the experience of looking for it with you. I felt grateful for the experience of meeting a true companion who makes the sometimes cruel, cold, and confusing cityscapes of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Honolulu seem so much warmer, friendlier, and inviting.

Some people in Hollywood, classically, believe in reincarnation. That was one of the first convos I had with you this October, when I said I wanted to fulfill promises I made to you in a past life. What if we were both movie stars in the 1950s, working for Twentieth Century Fox Studios, scared of becoming victims of a McCarthyist Congressional hearing (that means being accused of being Communists), or scared of otherwise being chewed up and spit out by the film and television industry?

Pancake dinner part 2. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.

pancake dinner part 2 by t_hags December 6, 2024

pancake stomping 

When you go to waffle stomp, but you miss the drain so you stomp it in the floor.

Yesterday I was doing my usual waffle stomp but I ended up pancake stomping instead, shower bomb.

pancake stomping by Ryhillgin December 21, 2024

pancake stomp 

When you go to waffle stomp but you miss the drain so you smash it into the floor.

Yesterday I pancake stomp the shower for two hours

pancake stomp by Ryhillgin December 21, 2024

Pancake Day 

Going to the cafeteria during pancake day to steal multiple tubs of syrup and pancakes (your choice). Then, you and a buddy will bring said items to the bathroom, where you pour the syrup slowly into a toilet (or urinal of you're male). When the syrup is all gone, put the pancakes into the toilet (or urinal) as well, and wait for an unassuming bystander to enter the bathroom.

Friend 1: What's the syrup and pancakes for?
Friend 2: Come to the bathroom, it's pancake day!
*Friend 1 walks into the bathroom to see a sticky situation*

Pancake Day by allthingssyrup123123123 February 1, 2025

Pancaker 

When somebody has so many neck roles it looks like they are staring at you over a pile of pancakes

Dang he is a” pancaker” because he has lots of rolls and looks like a biscuit

Pancaker by Creepy uncle07 February 12, 2025

Pancake-waffling 

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."

Pancake-waffling by Nakefame March 27, 2025