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real ass bitcoin

a bharlotte cridge is what they call the very rare 6ft turtle that can be found off the gulf of mexico and sometimes is the honduras. it's jaw is strong enough to break through human bones, so if you do end up seeing one do not go close to it. watch out.
noob surfer: woah, is that a giant turtle???
pro surfer: nah, what you're seein' is a real ass bitcoin
noob surfer: is it dangerous???
pro surfer: yeah brah, don't go close, it'll eat you.
noob surfer: gnarly.
pro surfer: 🤙🏼
noob surfer: 🤙🏼
by realassbitcoin🙈😜 May 29, 2019
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Real Dude Hours

real nigga hours for white dudes who are too pussy to say nigga.
Jamal: Hey, Peter, what time is it?!

Peter: Uhhh...
Jamal: Reallll...
Peter: Real Dude hours??
Jamal: White ass bitch-boy. Good for you.
by imgoingtokillmyself June 24, 2016
mugGet the Real Dude Hoursmug.

is he even real

A term used to describe a person of NPC behaviour.
NPC : speaks*
Normal person : “Is he even real?”
by Erton January 24, 2023
mugGet the is he even realmug.

baby get real

to tell someone :
you wish!
or
yeah right!

used by everyone :D

except girls use it more.

term used to be like 'hello, wake up call, ain't happenin.'
girl: I'm going to win the lottery
boy: baby get real!

hahaha.
by Martaaaa February 23, 2009
mugGet the baby get realmug.

Real Duck Hours

When you have cravings for bread or any assortment of pastry.

Similar to {Real Isopod Hours}
Carlos: Why are you eating so much toast?
Joseph: I was going through some Real Duck Hours
by lilsaigon June 3, 2018
mugGet the Real Duck Hoursmug.

Real-Time Fandub

An improvised redub of a show, movie or game that's done with friends, in one take and with a poor memory of the source material. This improv game was created by Charley Marlowe, and is also prominently used by Penny Parker (SnapCube).
I think a Real-Time Fandub of Over the Garden Wall might be fun!
by INNERLMNT May 5, 2022
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on some real junk

A term in which you are referring to something being completely serious and or real.
"Hey, I just took the biggest shit. On some real junk".
"On some real junk, that's really too much information.."
by Rainifer December 18, 2008
mugGet the on some real junkmug.

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