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FRIDAY: IM CUMMING

Your Mother: YESS IM CUMMING IN YOU, FRIDAY!
by AMBATACUMM March 23, 2024
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Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.
Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
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Freaking Funny Friday

A day by Dangmattsmith in which a girl has to get that outta here, and where he sees funny test answers and videos.
Intro be like: Freaking Funny Fridays, girl, you better get that outta yee!
by wubbableseiebe August 31, 2022
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Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore
"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"
by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016
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Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025
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white girl friday

When it’s Friday and you listen to white girl music and get drunk
Bro it’s white girl Friday let’s drink!
by Elden lord July 12, 2024
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Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.
Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018
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