milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

milford

-verb (usually with pinky finger) to put or place an object into urethral opening of human penis.

Betty likes to milford Chuck with 1/4 inch hexagon head screws.

by Jacob R November 8, 2007

MILFie

A selfie picture taken of one or more women that are all specifically MILFs.

Gina and four of her friends too a MILFie and posted it on Facebook.

by bkjb99 July 30, 2015

Milford NJ

Milford New Jersey may be a tiny little town, but let me tell you, it is definately one of the best places to live ever! =

Small towns are absolutely amazing, specifically, Milford NJ!

by bell103 March 10, 2009

Milfing

When attractive "stay at home" mums meet up with their other mummy friends to drink coffee and socialise whilst maintaining that staying at home and looking after the kids is "hard work"

What are you doing today Lara?

I'm meeting Clare at Starbucks for a bit of milfing

by fpg March 28, 2013

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck. She is the Queen of all milfs and has DD breasts. Wot a milf.

FRANNYS MUM! (usually taken up the bum, often harm done)

by Jamie H January 12, 2005

milfshake

Having a threesome with two smoking hot milfs. In any position as long as at least 5 different positions are performed.

I met these two smoking hot babes at the bar last night. Instead of taking one home, I took them both home and had myself a milfshake.

by comanchiefsolomon July 6, 2011