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Martini Mom 

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
Martini Mom by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008
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Filipino mom

The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.
Oh you have a Filipino mom? I'm so sorry for you...
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Ur mom lol

A comeback when u have nothing else to say. u have to add the lol
Dude 1: u suck
Dude 2: ur mom lol
Ur mom lol by Memelordx101 October 6, 2019

Edgars Mom 

A mom who should go into the porn business. shes 33 years old as of november 2020, shes at least a d cup. Her ass looks like a two beach balls put together. shes supposedly married but not for long no matter how buff her husband is,(no ones bullet proof) also tell her to accept my instagram request.
Edgars Mom is my bitch
Edgars Mom rides my dick

Edgars Mom is suddenly a widow
Edgars Mom by TTV_ChiliPepper November 24, 2020

Soccer Mom Van 

The stereotypical vehicle of a soccer mom, the soccer mom van can usually be identified as a 90's Chrystler van with about ten bumper stickers for various soccer leagues.
The criminals evaded the very sight of the soccer mom van, as they were intimidated by the sheer power emitted from it.
Soccer Mom Van by KeshcaShckay March 27, 2015

i fucked your mom

Richie, I fucked your mom
i fucked your mom by gayvoodka November 24, 2019

Stacy's Mom 

Hot MILF. Based on the popular song by Fountains of Wayne.
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.
Stacy's Mom by Stacy February 22, 2004