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chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
by tarafyd November 30, 2013
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Loge Log

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.
Keaney left a Loge Log that stunk so bad they had to close the whole second floor.
by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Sniffer Log

When she shits on the table after anal so you sniffer log.
I fucked my wife in the ass last night and then she shit a log on the table when I pulled out and she asked me to sniffer log.
by Bigbossman69k! May 9, 2025
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Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log
I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log
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three log box

A female that takes cock in all three holes
Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box
by Racerx2421 August 14, 2023
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Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
by The poop dog June 10, 2018
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