The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them
by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021
Get the Johnny Whitetailmug. 1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Analmug. A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.
Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017
Get the Johnnys and Fannysmug. Person A: “Can people shut up about this stupid Johnny depp vs amber heard shit”
Person B: “I know right! People are acting like they know who is right or wrong”
Person B: “I know right! People are acting like they know who is right or wrong”
by Jellybish June 27, 2022
Get the Johnny deppmug. .
Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.mug. by spadethecool March 4, 2022
Get the Johnny McPoopenheimermug. Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025
Get the Johnniemug.